Monday, September 3

巡察员

蓝蓝的衣
白白的裤
长长的绳
吊住他的脖
真可爱
好听话。。。

可爱的他
有什么用?
多得是。。。
慢慢讲。。。

星期一;
周会日。
天气好;
心情好。
好学生;
特别早。
坏学生;
未曾早。
巡察员;
特别忙。
寻找学生的犯错,
比寻找天使主持人更忙。。。
头发,领带,
校徽,指甲,
校裤,白衣,
蓝裙,背心,
袜子,鞋子,
通通都管。。。
真是忙
‘哦史都吾得闲’

纪律老师
就像工厂的制造罐头机器
不断地将送来的原料加以改装并留下痕迹
服务满不错
修发
洗发
锻炼身体
样样行。。。
有时
知道你想家
赶快的
通知父母
将你送回家
真贴心。。。

在今时今日的社会里
如此的服务态度
哪里找???

斯里圣陶沙。。。

服务最了得。。。

秘诀在哪里???
我知道。。。

全靠黄圣迪先生。。
我朋友的秘密情人
用心用力
为学校。。。


其实。。。
巡察员
不至寻找
有时
赶学生
骂学生
喊学生
声音越大
名声越大
升职也快点嘛。。。

学生?
踏脚石而已。。。
朋友?
需要出卖的。。。
想起一部电影的经典名句。。。
No Sacrifice No Victory

饿肚的学生
爽快的享受
美味的食物
站岗巡察员
傻傻的看着
想着。。。。
似乎很美味
但是
眼看手不动
可怜。。可怜。。



九月三日 傍晚七点

下雨了。。。。
肚子饿了。。
再会了。。。




p/s : 巡察员的你。。。。 别生气啦。。。
离开就好了。。。

13 comments:

Eric said...

The way you blog really nice, maybe I should try one English Version XD

sk kang said...

swt la u
ong xin di also can write wan
n write his friend sceret lover
reali dulan n swt u la
lol
bt nt bad
write all de true
i agree with u
jia you

c0cãcolÄÞoy said...

Thx...
I am waiting ur ENGLISH version...
Say out our FEELINGS

eeVON said...

大家都是朋友嘛!我也没出卖过朋友。
应该写详细一点,唔好拖我落水啦!
XD

Viz said...

hmmmm... dun noe wat to say lo. always cal me to c ur blog, yuan lai wanna tease me oni la.suan lo...d others not bad la, but honestly bout prefect, i say any thing u al oso ll say i try to help prefects ge la, but u were a prefect b4, u should noe how v feel, v feel bad too, but v need to do wat v should do, no choice, coz tat is our responsibility.hope every1 can understand....at least, when i off duty , i din scold u al la...i oso play ma :D

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Anonymous said...

Only certain prefects have the brains to their jobs properly. Other's is more like a brainless person without own thinking. Only know how to follow school rules and obey them 100%. They cant bend and break. Especially the head prefect, being the head without da head. Those teacher definitely have good eyesight to choose him. Zzz

Anonymous said...

Only certain prefects have the brains to do their jobs properly and being more flexible. Other's is more like a brainless person without own thinking. Only know how to follow school rules and obey them 100%. They cant bend and break. Especially the head prefect, being the head without da head. Those teacher definitely have good eyesight to choose him. Zzz

Anonymous said...

nice ya..
tat nice bout PREFECTSSSS..

学长 said...

巡察员是伟大的~ 因为我也是巡察员。。。

可是学校有很多人很恨巡察员!

Anonymous said...

hmm.. strange thread..

Anonymous said...

非常好职位。.

Vivien阿文 said...

做巡察员,被学生讨厌~总之,难做人~